So here's the deal on Christmas.

I'm going to clear out my shop and set up a communal Christmas shenanigans thing for Christmas day. Why? Because Christmas is awesome that's why.For those of you who don't get Christmas because it's a silly human holiday, here's the gist ( Read more... )

All right, so Thanksgiving or whatever was a couple of weeks ago, yeah? That means Christmas this month.

That means plans and shit.

First step, a goddamn tree. I need me a tree-hunting buddy. Stat. Any volunteers?

( Message to Vandal & Isaac | 20% Encrypted, semi-private )

Attention all newcomers to Sacrosanct. Yeah, that means you, bitches!

I know what a lot of you are probably thinking. Holy shit, I'm in space, that's impossible! could be one of them. What the fuck, A.I.s aren't that developed yet, I'm totally tripping on drugs or something right?! is another possibility.

What's the magical truth?

You're on a ( Read more... )

Hey. I appear to be missing a fatass from my apartment. He goes by Isaac Clarke.

If you see this lost fattie wandering around somewhere, ping me. He's prone to licking melted butter, eating a lot, and sitting on the couch.

Also, I'm having helluva time getting in contact with Tucker. Anyone seen her around?

All right, listen up, bitches! Charles is thinking about what to do about Halloween and I figured -- hey, I like Halloween, I'm an engineer, I bet I could put together some awesome shit.

You wanna make a costume? I'm your guy. Ping me if you guys want help with Halloween stuff.

( Encrypted to Iowa )

[The feed comes on. Alejandro is sitting in a fine armchair with a thoughtful look on his face; he happens to be dressed in a silk smoking jacket. In the background, a fireplace is going, crackling softly.

Slowly, he brings up a bubble pipe to his lips as music plays.]

( imagery and song madness )

I'm just about done making me a new leg. Had some help, though, so. Thanks, Skyfire and Shockwave.

I am gonna need some help in, uh. Attaching it, though. I dunno if we have any specialists or surgeons or whatever that can help?

Figured I should say something.

Zone 2's been fixed for a few days now obviously.

What I didn't say is that Frank or Donut or Iowa or whatever the heck you wanted to call him is dead.

he hasnt come back yet either i guess

so yeah theres that kinda fucked that one up awesome

Samus, I swear the fuckin' god, call me back, you dumb bitch!

...Oh yeah, and oxygen's shutting down in zone 2, that's cool I guess. Fucking hell...

Vandal, I can't go with you, I gotta fix this shit.